Top 10 Amazing Vegan Jokes That Will Make You LOL

This collection of vegan jokes and memes is sure to crack you up
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These jokes - and memes - will make you chuckle (Photo: Caroline Hernandez)

These jokes - and memes - will make you chuckle (Photo: Caroline Hernandez)

Contrary to popular opinion, vegans are, in fact, able to take a joke.

We are exposed to so many meat-eater-style jokes, that it's no wonder that our sense of humor has become more evolved.

If you're used to the ancient 'How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you' 'joke', keep reading.

1. Classic lightbulb change

How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

2. Vegan creamer

Q: What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?

A: A non-dairy creamer.

3. A lot cooler

4. Criminal chickpeas

What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?

- Hummus-cide

5. Actual footage from cca. 1885

6. Meat-eater antics

Vegan: Try this apple

Meat eater: Taste good

Vegan: It's vegan

Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny

(Credit: @krliel)

7. Disappointed broccoli

8. Beef

An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.

Just two people with bad 'tempehs'.

9. Ah, vegan humor

10. Travel idea

If you're ever sad you don't have the money to travel, go vegan.

You'll get stranded on 1038372828 different desert islands.

(Credit: @Tomleewalker)

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